Wednesday, January 08, 2003

There's something you don't hear every day
*BRRRING* *click* "Hello?"
"Yes, could I speak to..." (...and then a long pause, which tells me that (1) they're looking the name up on the list, and (b) it's probably going to be my wife's name, since most people can't figure how to pronounce it. Sure enough, it was for her.)
"I'm sorry, she's at work. Can I take a message?"
"Just tell her the Second Amendment called."
"I will. Tell the First hello for me."
"Never mind."

Well, I've never been called by an Amendment before.

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