Dave Barry has a blog
I think this is one of those things that every blogger has to acknowledge. At some point this weekend, those five words will probably saturate the blogosphere to the point that they will actually become visible to the naked eye.

Well, to some naked eyes. Other people's eyes will have to put clothes on. Maybe one of those three-of-clubs contact lenses like Teller wears.

I really shouldn't try to write at this hour.

Wait a minute. Dave Barry got a blog at Blogger? At BlogSpot? Yeah, right. Sure, it's really him. I believe everything I read on the web, don't you?