Palate cleanser

What's wrong with this picture?

1. Nothing, if you're Long John Silver.
2. You should see the other guy.
3. I have nothing against her left leg.
4. It's a Hallowe'en party. She's dressed as Thanksgiving leftovers. (Two breasts, a busted wing, and one thigh.)
   

I can't even figure what they were going for.
From Photoshop Disasters.

Sometimes it's too easy

In Corio, Victoria AU, a man texted a video of himself masturbating to a woman while she was at the police station in the process of filing a complaint against him.

I know, "stupid criminal" stories are all too common, and often untrue, but this one is so far over the top I had to pass it along. In addition, it appealed to me because it's a form of self-incrimination that wasn't possible, say, five years ago.