Presidential Candidate Wants To Make Love, Not War To Iraq
...If elected, [Clint] Arthur's inaugural speech will explain how to give a woman multiple orgasms -- information he believes will revitalize the economy better than any tax plan.
I don't think I dare.
LATER: I have to say it. There's an inaugural address I'd pay to hear. You know, it actually sounds like it would belong on pay-per-view, doesn't it?
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