...and only half as decorative
You know, when I was a young 'un, sayin' that someone was "funny as a crutch" meant they weren't very funny. Did that change? 'Cause Terry Frazier at Blunt Force Trauma says it like its a ringing endorsement. I kinda hope it is, 'cause I like his stuff too.

Ah, well. You too, Terry, I guess. *sinks back into his bananas*