Nude Calendar Watch continues

Borehanwood Times | Pupils get the naked truth from grammar teachers
Sixteen teachers from Sir William Borlase's Grammar School are stripping off for the calendars after Young Enterprise company Zest thought up the idea.
The calendar featuring the nude teachers who will retain their modesty through use of subject related props will be on sale to students, staff, and Old Borlasians.

Grammar school! Oh, never mind, it's British, it doesn't mean what I thought...

What student in his right mind would want nude pictures of his teachers?

UPDATE: And another one!

Fundraising in the nude
One female walker was not the least bit shy. She approached Sillari with the ease of a longtime friend and asked, "What are you doing?"
"I'm biking. What do you think I'm doing?" he replied, pedaling by her in the buff.
The stranger reassessed the situation. "OK. Well, at least you have a nice body," she said, then promptly slapped Sillari's bare backside and walked off, like nothing had happened.
"She just slapped my butt!" said Sillari.

Insert your own "If the sexes had been reversed" comment here. Does it include the word "lawsuit"?