Scrappleface | Churches Buy All 'Passion' Tickets, 'Pagans can Wait'
Churches across America have bought up all of the theater tickets for the rest of this year's showings of the new Mel Gibson film The Passion of the Christ, so that church-going Christians can enjoy the movie repeatedly.
According to one denominational official, "pagans can wait until it comes out on DVD."
..."Once they see the movie," said an unnamed pastor of a small Illinois congregation, "they'll finally realize that what they've heard in church all these years is really true."
Tuesday, February 24, 2004
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