Tuesday, December 25, 2007

What is Santa's favourite pizza?


Cracker
Originally uploaded by BarryGardner.
Telegraph | Top ten worst Christmas cracker jokes ever
Hold onto your party crown and steady your port glass as we reveal the worst Christmas cracker jokes of all time.

What is Santa's favourite pizza?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
(Start singing "Good King Wenceslaus", you'll get it.)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

'Help! I am being held prisoner in a Christmas cracker factory...'