Thursday, December 20, 2007

"Hark The Herald Angels Sing ...About Me"

Daily Mail | Mental health charity sparks outrage with spoof Christmas carols
A bad taste top ten of Christmas carols poking fun at mental illness has been slammed as "degrading" and "insensitive" after it was published with the backing of a social services department.

The booklet contains a list titled "Christmas Carols for the Mentally Disturbed".
  1. Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?
  2. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disorientated Are
  3. Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas
  4. Narcissistic - Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me
  5. Manic - Deck the Halls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and...
  6. Paranoid - Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
  7. Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
  8. Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
  9. Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy, ooh look at the froggy - Can I have a chocolate? Why is France so far away?
  10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.
I'm trying to think of a good #11... Aha.
  • Alcoholism - Here We Come A-Wassailing

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sex Addiction: 'Here Comes Santa Claus, Here Comes Santa Claus, Here...'

Anonymous said...

Bulemia: 'I'll Bring Up a Figgy Pudding...'

Anonymous said...

Narcotics addition: 'Angels We Have Heard While High...'

Anonymous said...

Tourette's Syndrome: 'I'm @#&^%ing Dreaming of a *&!@#%$ing Christmas.'

Anonymous said...

Masochism: 'My Butt's Roasting on an Open Fire...'

Anonymous said...

Acrophobia: 'Up on the Rooftop -- Ah! Ahh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!'

Anonymous said...

Alcoholism: 'Rudolf, the Red-Nosed Reindeer.'

Anonymous said...

Homosexuality: 'I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus.'

(Not that there's anything wrong with that...)

Anonymous said...

Kleptomania: 'Steal Yourself a Merry Little Christmas.'

Anonymous said...

Homicidal mania: 'Slay Ride.'

McGehee said...

The one I heard for senile dementia was, "Walking in a Winter Wonderland in My Slippers and My Robe."