Boy, I wish I were a big time columnist like James Lileks. Then I could write a column about green poop.
As it is, I can share another piece of baby-related trivia with you, and thank goodness I don't have to worry about things like this any more, but here's another Thing Nobody Told Me: Breastfed babies' poop doesn't stink.
No, really. It doesn't. Barring some mitigating factor, breast milk is the food that babies are designed to thrive on. They digest it more efficiently than anything else. Poop doesn't begin to stink until they start eating something else.
I told you not to read this. You're welcome. I'm here all week.