Wednesday, July 24, 2002

Conversations you don't have to finish
*Ding-dong*
[SOUND: Shuffle of slippered feet to the door, door unlocked and opened]
[VISUAL: Outside, two earnest females of college age, one blonde and one brunette, the blonde carrying a clipboard. Inside, gray middle-aged me.]
ME: Yes?
BLONDE: Hello. We're conducting a survey on behalf of an environmental group. The environment is in greater danger than it has ever been, but since President Bush...

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