Do you know anyone who doesn't remember when Cracked was a magazine? Sure you do. The circulation was pretty low when it finally folded. I'm thinking a lot of people didn't remember Cracked was a magazine when it still was a magazine.
Anyway, they've remade themselves as a website best known as the home of some really lame lists... and some really funny ones. My current favorite is 8 TV Ads That Hate Women, although I'm a little disappointed that the one that inspired the title of this post isn't among them.
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