If it doesn't move, and it should, use WD40.
If it moves and it shouldn't,
use duct (duck) tape.
Originally uploaded by jimfrazier.
Forbes | The Other Greatest Tool EverThere's no denying that Duck Tape Saves the Day.
Models use it to create cleavage. Sled-dog drivers use it to prevent frostbite. Athletes use it to support weak joints. Veterinarians use it to repair horses' hooves.
What's this wonder tool? Duct tape.
2 comments:
The ‘create cleavage’ link reminds me of a classic moment from the comic, ‘Cerebus the Aardvark’:
Red Sophia: What do you think of THESE, big boy?
Cerebus: Cerebus thinks they’d heal up if you’d quit wearing that chain mail brassiere.
And Lin just had me pick up a roll of duct tape at the grocery store because Colin wants to make a wallet out of the stuff (as described in some instructions he found on the Internet).
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