And what's wrong with purple?
"It's not like you painted it purple or some hideous color..." --Sean Hannity, Friday night on Hannity and Colmes, to Stephen Gonzalez, who has run afoul of his local neighborhood covenants by decorating his house in red, white and blue in honor of his daughter serving in Afghanistan. (I'm not able to find the story reported elsewhere...)

I'll have you know purple is a perfectly good color...