Short takes
Life is hard when you're Miss America.

The fireplace on NBC's Olympics coverage set is fake. Well, of course it is, it's a set. No, it's really fake: It's a video monitor.

It's official: The current Georgia state flag is the ugliest on the continent, and it wasn't even close. Hey, let's go for the world title!

Wish I'd said it: People who say that money can�t buy happiness are just no good at shopping.