CNN.com - Study: Waking up like being drunk - Jan 11, 2006
"For a short period, at least, the effects of sleep inertia may be as bad as or worse than being legally drunk."Hm. So that's what being drunk is like. It's that terror-striken moment after you realize you haven't been to class in ages and you're going to flunk out for sure, and before you remember that you haven't attended school since the Carter administration. Sounds like fun. Set up another one, bartender!